Tallest Man in the World Gets Married

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You never hear much about Inner Mongolia. Everyone always talks about Outer Mongolia, which is famous for not being "the place where its at." Personally, I think that Outer Mongolia gets a bad rap. Anyhow, who knew that there were Dolphin herds in Mongolia. They must be river-going Dolphins as the Oceans are far away.

The do military recruiters in the United States seek out centers for the Army Basketball Corps? No. There is only one Army basketball team and that's at West Point. I think that this is a big mistake. Remember that episode of Futurama where Farnsworth almost destroyed the universe due to Earth's basketball unpreparedness? (Episode S03E14: Time keeps on slippin') Well... as Futurama is an allegory for contemporary society, we should be wary of what sort of disasters may occur if the United States should find itself unprepared for an emergency and an incompetent executive branch tries to cobble together some ill-conceived solution that endangers everyone.

In conclusion, more American dolphin herders should play basketball in the year 3000.