Showing posts with label Dolphin herder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dolphin herder. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Merry Christmas from William Li
Because nothing says "Christmas" more than a white tiger, at an aquarium/downtown restaurant, demolishing raw hamburger inside a cardboard box in front of an ersatz maharaja adorned with an evergreen tree that had been earlier torn down from the rafters and "marked" by said tiger, please consider this my personal Christmas card made especially for you.
Monday, October 15, 2007
That's a big airplane
But Boeing is still better. Is it more orders, better technology, or sheer patriotism that motivates my statement?
How silly! None of the above.
Boeing is just a pleasing name like: Scott Baio, Oasis, or Ionosphere.
Just say it over and over again, putting the emphasis on the "B"... pretty soon the "e" drops out and you are ready to follow the bouncing ball:
we got cubes, me and you and q*bert
me and you -- and q*bert
How silly! None of the above.
Boeing is just a pleasing name like: Scott Baio, Oasis, or Ionosphere.
Just say it over and over again, putting the emphasis on the "B"... pretty soon the "e" drops out and you are ready to follow the bouncing ball:
we got cubes, me and you and q*bert
me and you -- and q*bert
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Tallest Man in the World Gets Married
Read this first.
You never hear much about Inner Mongolia. Everyone always talks about Outer Mongolia, which is famous for not being "the place where its at." Personally, I think that Outer Mongolia gets a bad rap. Anyhow, who knew that there were Dolphin herds in Mongolia. They must be river-going Dolphins as the Oceans are far away.
The do military recruiters in the United States seek out centers for the Army Basketball Corps? No. There is only one Army basketball team and that's at West Point. I think that this is a big mistake. Remember that episode of Futurama where Farnsworth almost destroyed the universe due to Earth's basketball unpreparedness? (Episode S03E14: Time keeps on slippin') Well... as Futurama is an allegory for contemporary society, we should be wary of what sort of disasters may occur if the United States should find itself unprepared for an emergency and an incompetent executive branch tries to cobble together some ill-conceived solution that endangers everyone.
In conclusion, more American dolphin herders should play basketball in the year 3000.
You never hear much about Inner Mongolia. Everyone always talks about Outer Mongolia, which is famous for not being "the place where its at." Personally, I think that Outer Mongolia gets a bad rap. Anyhow, who knew that there were Dolphin herds in Mongolia. They must be river-going Dolphins as the Oceans are far away.
The do military recruiters in the United States seek out centers for the Army Basketball Corps? No. There is only one Army basketball team and that's at West Point. I think that this is a big mistake. Remember that episode of Futurama where Farnsworth almost destroyed the universe due to Earth's basketball unpreparedness? (Episode S03E14: Time keeps on slippin') Well... as Futurama is an allegory for contemporary society, we should be wary of what sort of disasters may occur if the United States should find itself unprepared for an emergency and an incompetent executive branch tries to cobble together some ill-conceived solution that endangers everyone.
In conclusion, more American dolphin herders should play basketball in the year 3000.
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