Saturday, June 23, 2007

My Parody of "The Onion"

Posted by Old Father William at 12:25 PM
Ed Koch and David Dinkins Annouce White House Runs
Former Democratic mayors of New York City, Edward I. Koch and David N. Dinkins have announced their intention to the presidency of the United States as third party candidates. When asked to comment they said in unison, "What do you mean, the rest of America?"
"Too late or still too soon too soon to make lots of bad love and there's no time for sorrow. Run around, run around with a hole in your head 'til tomorrow."
-----They Might Be Giants