Hallow Houston traffic. Its frightening.

Hallow Houston traffic. Its frightening. Sleepy People driving around like headless horsemen. Boo

Well... it looks like A-rod's going to the Dodgers

Although I am very disappointed by this development, I certainly understand. La-la land is a place where entertainment industry characters of far lesser strength, dexerity, constitution, and charisma get far more gold. Time will only tell if A-rod will lost the encumberance of the pinstripes. Although he nearly by himself in an advanced prestige class, for sure, he will take his game to the next level, where he will have more hits, points, plus greater chances on NL relievers' saving throws.



He must beware, however, of future encounters with the Yankees. I suspect that his party will have the initiative if there is a melee, but the Yankees know some dark magic as a result of being so diabolic (that is to say, lawful evil).

Disappointed over Don

I am also disappointed to see Mattingly exit the bombers. Although, not nearly disappointed as Mattingly himself. Joe G continues the Yanks tradition of having catchers as managers that includes Yogi and... well Yogi is enough.

Where will the Don go? Will he ever come back? I don't know, but I will welcome the prodigal sons return if he does. Maybe he can come down to Houston. If he does, I'll invite him over and he can help me build the playset for the kids. I bet he'd like that. Uh oh, this is getting to be a repeat of the happy days post. ("Get it? The mailbox is Haldeman!")

I hope that he doesn't end up at the Red Sux or the Mutts. I would feel very cornflicted, like Parcels at the Cows.

Barn jackets and ugly totes

Barn jackets and ugly totes ~ i wish atkinson and cool j got together and formed a supergroup.

It is time for the Don

I know that the Steinbrenner sons are going to be tempted to hire a "moneyball" Skipper, but that's a mistake. Don Mattingly is the one. He's old school, but he's no fool.

I - 10 snarled again ~

I - 10 snarled again ~
n p r blahs from afar ~
brave zone free city

That's a big airplane

But Boeing is still better. Is it more orders, better technology, or sheer patriotism that motivates my statement?

How silly! None of the above.

Boeing is just a pleasing name like: Scott Baio, Oasis, or Ionosphere.

Just say it over and over again, putting the emphasis on the "B"... pretty soon the "e" drops out and you are ready to follow the bouncing ball:

we got cubes, me and you and q*bert
me and you -- and q*bert

Gumbo beer chicken italian cheese

Gumbo beer chicken italian cheese caserole with gingerbread topping. You have to taste it to believe it.

The Problem with the "Draft Gore" movement

Compare: http://www.draftgore.com/poster.asp
With: http://www.iisg.nl/~landsberger/images/mzd12.jpg

This sort of diefication is not healthy.

A beautiful rainbow shines down

A beautiful rainbow shines down on goode co bbq. Rubber necking delays. Oh houston