Well... it looks like A-rod's going to the Dodgers

Although I am very disappointed by this development, I certainly understand. La-la land is a place where entertainment industry characters of far lesser strength, dexerity, constitution, and charisma get far more gold. Time will only tell if A-rod will lost the encumberance of the pinstripes. Although he nearly by himself in an advanced prestige class, for sure, he will take his game to the next level, where he will have more hits, points, plus greater chances on NL relievers' saving throws.



He must beware, however, of future encounters with the Yankees. I suspect that his party will have the initiative if there is a melee, but the Yankees know some dark magic as a result of being so diabolic (that is to say, lawful evil).

Disappointed over Don

I am also disappointed to see Mattingly exit the bombers. Although, not nearly disappointed as Mattingly himself. Joe G continues the Yanks tradition of having catchers as managers that includes Yogi and... well Yogi is enough.

Where will the Don go? Will he ever come back? I don't know, but I will welcome the prodigal sons return if he does. Maybe he can come down to Houston. If he does, I'll invite him over and he can help me build the playset for the kids. I bet he'd like that. Uh oh, this is getting to be a repeat of the happy days post. ("Get it? The mailbox is Haldeman!")

I hope that he doesn't end up at the Red Sux or the Mutts. I would feel very cornflicted, like Parcels at the Cows.