The Australian: Gorillas tool their behaviour [October 01, 2005]

Ahhh!!!! Gorillas can use tools. The great apes will rise up against their human oppressors and become the new overlords of the planet!

AND DARWIN WAS RIGHT!

AND MY CONGRESSMAN HAS BEEN INDICTED!! HOW WILL WE EVER GET HIGHWAY FUNDING NOW?

AND MY KEYBOARD WORKS!!!

AND I DON'T LET KIDS WATCH BARNEY BECAUSE BARNEY IS STEW-PID!!!!

AND I'VE LISTENED TO THE MODEST MOUSE ALBUM ABOUT 50 TIMES AND I'M TIRED OF IT!!!!!

AND THE YANKEES ARE GOING THE CREAM THE RED SOX BECAUSE THE YANKEES REPRESENT ALL THAT IS GOOD ABOUT BASEBALL (AND THEREFORE AMERICA) AND THE RED SOX ARE A FORCE OF WHINY EEEEVEEELLLL!!!!!! *BUT IF THE YANKEES FACE THE ASTROS IN THE WORLD SERIES THEN I AM ROOTING FOR THE ASTROS WHICH I WILL EXPLAIN IN A LATER POST IF IT HAPPENS AND I WILL USE LOWER CASE.

AND MY KEYBOARD WORKS!!!!!!!

THIS SENTENCE WILL HAVE EIGHT EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!

HORAY FOR MY NEW KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!