Bazooka Joe is a keen wit.

I have always found Bazooka Joe to be a riotious chortle. In my halcyon days of youth, I would sit in the school bus and have a good belly laugh. Oh, the laughing that I would have! Such laughing as one has never heard!

I would laugh so much that some good friends would want to know the nature of my ailment, and I would tell them, "This Bazooka Joe comic is a source of intense amusement for me!"

I was well known amongst my peers for such keen observations. My actions were often remarked upon for their distinctiveness, for I am mirth incarnate! Hark!