Thursday, November 29, 2007

Midnight Oil lead singer now an Australian Cabinet Minister (America's Rock n Roll administration)

How awesome. I know that I've previously discussed how Bruce Springsteen should be the Democratic nominee, but I must say that I love the idea of rock stars in Politics. Therefore without further ado. Here is the cabinet of the Springsteen Administration:

Department of Agriculture
Secretary John "Cougar" Mellencamp
www.usda.gov

Department of the Interior
Secretary Willie Nelson
www.doi.gov

Department of Commerce
Secretary Grace Slick (No Corporate Rock? No, Corporate Rocks!)
www.doc.gov

Department of ...And Justice For All
Attorney General James Allen Hetfield
www.usdoj.gov

Department of Defense
Secretary Chuck Norris (he is so a Rock star. Oh yeah? Fine, you tell him.)
www.defenselink.mil

Department of Labor
Secretary James Brown (do not respond with your Techno music refrain!)
www.dol.gov

Department of Education
Secretary Murray Cook (hands in the air, rockabye your bear, bears are now asleep, sh sh shhhhhhhh!)
www.ed.gov

Department of State
Secretary Bono
www.state.gov

Department of Pure Energy
Secretary Paul Robb ("I wanna know, what you're thinking")
www.energy.gov

Department of Traffic
Secretary Steve Winwood
www.dot.gov

Department of Health & Human Services
Secretary Mike Stipe (because everybody hurts... sometimes)
www.hhs.gov

Department of the Treasury
Secretary Sean "Puffy" Combs (I just wanted to give a shout-out to the diddy)
www.ustreas.gov

Department of Homeland Security ... President Springsteen would break up this poorly conceived monstrosity and revert to managable executive departments.

Department of Veterans Affairs
Secretary Chuck Norris (no, I'm serious... What do you mean he can't be in charge of two different executive branch departments? You tell him if you want to get your face busted in so badly)
www.va.gov


Department of This Is Not My Beautiful House
Secretary David Byrne
www.hud.gov
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