Department of Agriculture
Secretary John "Cougar" Mellencamp
www.usda.gov
Department of the Interior
Secretary Willie Nelson
www.doi.gov
Department of Commerce
Secretary Grace Slick (No Corporate Rock? No, Corporate Rocks!)
www.doc.gov
Department of ...And Justice For All
Attorney General James Allen Hetfield
www.usdoj.gov
Department of Defense
Secretary Chuck Norris (he is so a Rock star. Oh yeah? Fine, you tell him.)
www.defenselink.mil
Department of Labor
Secretary James Brown (do
www.dol.gov
Department of Education
Secretary Murray Cook (hands in the air, rockabye your bear, bears are now asleep, sh sh shhhhhhhh!)
www.ed.gov
Department of State
Secretary Bono
www.state.gov
Department of Pure Energy
Secretary Paul Robb ("I wanna know, what you're thinking")
www.energy.gov
Department of Traffic
Secretary Steve Winwood
www.dot.gov
Department of Health & Human Services
Secretary Mike Stipe (because everybody hurts... sometimes)
www.hhs.gov
Department of the Treasury
Secretary Sean "Puffy" Combs (I just wanted to give a shout-out to the diddy)
www.ustreas.gov
Department of Homeland Security ... President Springsteen would break up this poorly conceived monstrosity and revert to managable executive departments.
Department of Veterans Affairs
Secretary Chuck Norris (no, I'm serious... What do you mean he can't be in charge of two different executive branch departments? You tell him if you want to get your face busted in so badly)
www.va.gov
Department of This Is Not My Beautiful House
Secretary David Byrne
www.hud.gov