Mr. Chime Mere He, as it is now; the 2nd verse.

Apparently on "Heroes" there is a problem with strain 138. This is not the first time that this has happened. Read this carefully.

Clemens was wrong, however, the illness is not within advertising but within holiday times. Now for the infection:


Many people who dislike Techno music in general will nonetheless admit that there is something infectious about the throbbing bass beat. I like the disco-vibe of a speeded up "Tom-Tom Club." boom-CHICKA-boom BOOM becomes:

boomCHickaboombooM boomCHickaboombooM
boomCHickaboombooM boomCHickaboombooM

And on and on...

The rhythms itself is so rich that it needs barely anything extra to become a really catchy song. Just add some percussive sleighbells, maybe the wah-wah of the occasional tubular bells in sort of a doorbell "ding-dong" and add "Animal" from the "Muppet Show" singing the first four words of "Jingle Bells" and you have a song.

The song can last hours

...days even.

In fact, it can last all the way to X-mass. X-mass being the critical mass at which your brain laden with the relentless


JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS!
(boomCHickaboombooM boomCHickaboombooM) [Ding-dong! Ding-Dong!]
JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS!
(boomCHickaboombooM boomCHickaboombooM)


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