Mental note- stop eating burgers.

Mental note- stop eating burgers. All seem to cause me to feel yucky now. Oh well ...

Yes, I suppose it is blasphemy

As Bush seems to have reached the same conclusion. I love the role Bush plays now. I think he realizes that everything he now touches has the stink of incompetence, so he endorses things which he wishes to discredit.

More blasphemy?

More blasphemy- if ethonol is driving up food prices, maybe we can reduce subsidies for it?

Dead men wear plaid

You know, I wore something like slide 3 to a job interview once. The interviewer didn't talk but after looking at my resume, he sprayed me with his seltzer water bottle and honked a vintage car horn at me. Then he waddled away in his size 24 red shoes. I decided right then that driving the clown car wasn't for me and did the next best thing.

Don't forget the Splenda

Breakfast: coffee, imatation froot lupes, the mach 5, and light sabre. That's how I roll

I am Pinter meets Beckett

Excerp from a scene that i would like to see

(Parent is dressed in a clown costume and holding a comical bicyle horn)

CHILD

You can't be serious

PARENT

(somberly)

I have never been more serious in my life

(Honks horn)

Mama bird is nesting

No seriously, in the corner of that photo is a dove and its sitting on two eggs.

Fwd: AD: KFC誓将弄潮达人捧上www.kfc.com.cn

So... one of my google dopplegangers (I am member of a facebook group for people named William Li, its not as big as the group for people named John Smith, but we are awesomer) likes Chinese KFC.  And to look at it... what's not to like? Donut holes filled with Shrimp for 6 Yuan, add a custard pie for another 2.  That's good eating!

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Not elected and the traffic is past my exit.

EXT. CAR - DAY
DAD is driving. Dakota is in back seat eating do-nut holes. Car drives past a "VOTE HERE!" sign and several campaign posters.

INT. CAR - DAY

DAKOTA

They are voting at my school. They are going to pick the president.

DAD

Yup.

DAKOTA

Is anyone going to vote for you, Dad?

DAD

No, sweetheart, no one has ever voted for me to be president... of anything.

DAKOTA

Well, you could vote for yourself.

DAD

I could, but I don't feel that I am the best qualified candidate.

DAKOTA

Maybe you should do more good stuff. Like maybe you can bring your boss an apple everyday.

DAD

Good idea.

Sign o' the times.

See that sign? Its says

"now leaving Fort Bend County. Welcome to badly planned regional development and no matter what you do, you are going to be late: ha ha ha ha ha! Hello? William Li? 'tis I, the devil! Look at me, I am on a road sign! Enjoy your 21 mph crawl "

and I thought "is that arial or HELLvetica?"

(rimshot)