(Parent is dressed in a clown costume and holding a comical bicyle horn)
CHILD
You can't be serious
PARENT
(somberly)
I have never been more serious in my life
(Honks horn)
Who once were seniors, now are middle-aged. Reduced to numbers:
Dave = i, Trav is #1, e ergo 'eznutz, AChen is an unknown quantity, and I am 3 of 4; the drone car.
This blog stopped being parody of the Elkridge Hollerer after the epilogue post, but there is still self-parody, and, of course, lots of bad spelling and grammar. This chapter of my life is over. There are no further posts after December 31, 2009.
Thank you for reading.
(Parent is dressed in a clown costume and holding a comical bicyle horn)
CHILD
PARENT
(somberly)
(Honks horn)