Garneau garknew that uconn would win the Tourney

Out of sure subborness, I picked Duke. I have a cannonical rant about schools like Duke that starts off as rant about Bobby Knight (I know, I know) and ends up being about how Rice should go back to not charging tuition.

There is a variant on this rant that involves me becoming the chairman of the board of Trustees, the appearance of a monolith inside the Sallyport ("no one could every matriculate or graduate"), and complaining about the joke that starts off with Vasco DeGama and a racoon in a canoe in the Hudson River that someone started to tell me on the Metro-North but never finished because he got off in Fleetwood and I stayed on until Tuckahoe.

The point is: I am a very cranky person and need to chill.