And that's when the clerk blasted me with his cafenated contempt ray

"Welcome to Starbucks can I take your order?"

I'd like a Grande Coffee Light Frappucino

"Okay... will that be all?"

Oh... right I want the special thing.

"What's that, sir?"

Its like... you take a shot of espresso and your pour it over the top of the Frappucino and then you top it with Mocha sauce rather than whip cream. I can't remember that name for it...

"Affogato"

You can't remember it either?

"Very funny, sir. It's called ... affogato."

Oh! I know how it is. You had it just on the tip of your tounge and then you just forgot oh!

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