More Sequels: The Bourne Multisyladribble

Apparently they are going to make another Matt Damon = Jason Bourne movie. I haven't seen the third one, but I liked the first two. That said, after Ultamatum, we no longer have and Ludlum Bourne novels, we have the improbably name "Eric Von Lustbader" (the evil henchman of Dr. Powermaden and the rival of Dexter Goodperson for the affections of Vixen L'Ambuitie)

My point here is that there is no reason why they have to stick with the "canon" as there is no canon without Ludlum. Here now are my suggested titles for future Jason Bourne movies:

The Bourne Rubicon
The Bourne Incentivization
The Bourne Darple
The Bourne Farvenuegen
Daisy-Dot the Magical Butterfly Saves the Town of Twinkle-Drop Falls
The Bourne Gladitor (which would actually be a special two-hour episode of American Gladitators rather than a movie)
Rason Rourne meet Roobie Roo and Scrappy Too! (Da dada dat dat daa, Puppy Power!)


Anyhow, this is to let the major studios know that I am available to develop treatments for these movies, right after I pass the MPRE. And the bar. And hell freezes over. Have your people call mine. Love ya, babe. Boffo. Gonzo. Kermit. Caio. Charo. Harpo.

Oh, here's another one: The Bourne Latte.

I'm good. Really good. Yeah.