Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Notice: William Li "Attaboy" Prize

Posted by Old Father William at 10:41 PM
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

I shall give a prize of one "attaboy" to the inventor of the corn car.

Requirement:

Car must be made entirely out of corn and run on corn. Corn tires, corn chasis, corn materials for the fabrication of the power-train parts, including a corn engine with runs on corn-based ethanol, corn electronic components including a corn battery and corn spark plugs, corn coolant, corn lubricants, corn brake fluids, corn coolant in the A/C. The interior should be corn, corn leather, corn fabric, corn cushioning, corn, LCD (liquid corn digital) display. The mirrors should also be made out of corn.
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-----They Might Be Giants