Friday, May 08, 2009

N.C.S. ... I Lie to M3ntalist Bone

You know what we need? Another procedural drama about a made-up
profession (or a ridiculous distortion of a real one) and so in that
spirit

"Gray Guy Solves Crime"

About a Dr. Gray Guy (pronounced Gee as in rhymes with fee) a PhD in
mysteriologisticsismisology. He is extremely misanthropic and has a
bemused staff of professionals to make up for him including:

Faith Angel: she's blond, an chracteracture of evangelical
chistianity and every episode for some reason she is in a state of
undress and or wearing fetish garb. She endlessly teases Dr Guy with
her brains and her celibacy

Justice Symbolic. He's the cool punk with a nose ring, a bad attidude
and is dr guys protoge but always disgagrees and is generally a bigger
jerk than dr guy

John Blowhard: the boss. He's got a crewcut and a pocket protector
and only cares about paperwork, not solving crime.

Jacque Bruin de Nez: the obsequious foil to Justice. Not as talented
but more obsequious. Oh... The drama! Its so dramatic.

This would have to be on FOX or FX. These are channels of gritty
realism, man.

Gritty


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