Saturday, May 02, 2009

Torture Memo (breaking the bee's knees)

We had a swarm of bees a few weeks ago. I will post a photo in a bit.
Check this post again tomorrow.

Some of the bees came back and tried to go into my roof. At least one
made it and got into the interior of the house.

Kaneda and sophia hunted the bee to the window, where they laughed
(cattily) at the bee crashing into the glass and getting confused.

Then the cats tortured the bee to death.

How does a cat torture a bee? Punch the bee in the face. Roll out of
the way of the dive attack Bat the bee with a paw. When the bee is
down, stand on the legs (breaking its knee) and as the bee gets tired,
bite its wing. As the bee lay on its back buzzing in agony, the cats
batted the bee along the sill for some death throes knock-hockey
action. When the bee stopped moving, they just walked away... Bored.

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