Rumor has it that Re-Bob was at the first Democratic Primary in South Carolina

Hey Baba, campaign spokesperson for Re-Bob, spoke at the major media by re-explaining that Re-Bob is running as an independent.

"No man is an island, but Re-Bob is a strong foundation," said Hey.

One reporter asked: "Isn't that only true if the bars are evenly spaced at 8 inch intervals"

"First of all," explained Baba doggedly, "one must understand that strength, composition and tolerance are not conflicting dimensions. Secondly, I want to get to the source of the confusion: that person you saw in South Carolina was also from way up north, but it was not Re-Bob. It was, in fact, Mo Gravel. For those of you who can't tell Gravel from Re-Bob, I say to you: you don't know your asphalt from emblem!"