30 knights at the Day's Inn.

Somehow the astoundingly pretentious vampire title "30 Days of Night" manages to keep cropping up whenever my leg is swollen in my cast. I think of this stupid title and I come up with the above parody (my version is about a Knights of Columbus party gone terribly wrong) and wish tendon ruptures on everybody in culture who has ever produced something that I find to be less the totally original and entertaining. Hey cast and writers of "Friends" I am talking about you. Especially you, David Schwimmer.