Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A Capital Idea

Funny man says, "Why stop at having Leno on at 10!"
"What do you mean?" asks straight man.
"Well," says funny man, "NBC should replace their whole prime-time lineup with 5 nights a week late night personalities. Let's put on Carson at 9, Jack Paar at 8, and Steve Allen at 7"
Straight man exlaims, "but they're all dead!"
"So is NBC," replies funny man.

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"Too late or still too soon too soon to make lots of bad love and there's no time for sorrow. Run around, run around with a hole in your head 'til tomorrow."
-----They Might Be Giants