Congress Urged To Postpone Nation's Switch To Digital TV - washingtonpost.com

Congress Urged To Postpone Nation's Switch To Digital TV - washingtonpost.com

Dear Congress,

Stop the DTV switch! It's really a Satanic plot from the SILVER SHAMROCK CORPORATION! On February 17th bad witchcraft will cause American children everywhere to miss Barney causing their brains to start working for the first time ever and the overload will cause massive internal hemorraging. BLACK MAGIC!

Although the FCC has dragged their feet on this switch for over 350 years, we would like Congress to close their eyes, click their feet together and say "There is no place like the 11th century"

In closing, we'd like to say that the Earth if flat and the strange outsiders with their "wheel" thing scares us. Ugg.

Mounted backwards and upside on my mule as it charges out of town,

Lobbyist


NB: Yo, Halloween III IP guy, the above was a parody and as such is protected by the first amendment of the constitution. See Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, 510 U.S. 569 (1994). So chill.