The nature of art

[Serving Dakota dinner]

DAKOTA: Yum, chicken!

DAD: It's fish

DAKOTA: It looks like chicken

DAD: I promise you it is fish

DAKOTA: I promise you, it is chicken.

DAD: Dakota, I cooked it. I should know.

DAKOTA: Dad! I am a professional food critic. I have highly skilled tasting powers and am able to tell you what it really is.
(Takes a bite of fishstick)
Its totally chicken. Delicious