Saturday, February 07, 2009

Beckham traded to the Hoppers

Posted by Old Father William at 8:02 AM
Americans were disappointed that Beckham didn't score every game. In 25 appearances last season, he only scored 5 goals. That's only about twice as good as his production with Real Madrid, only slightly worse than his career with Man U. This in a league of spazzy kids who "were great in College" and street thugs.

Also... its soccer and its LA. LA is a place where great sports heros get lost. He should have gone to New York. Right, 99?

Oh well, enjoy playing for the Hoppers.
"Too late or still too soon too soon to make lots of bad love and there's no time for sorrow. Run around, run around with a hole in your head 'til tomorrow."
-----They Might Be Giants