an article about an angry monkey named Travis
http://m.cnn.com/cnn/ne/us/detail/249729;.live7i
So a few things:
1. Hey there Ross freakin Geller chimpanzees and suburban Connecticutt
homes don t mix
2. I have had it in for Ross Geller ever since the check out girl
from Kroger said I looked like him. I think she was hitting on me.
What a bad come on. That's like hitting on a singer songwritter by
saying "wow you remind me of Phoebe Buffet, can you play 'smelly
cat'?" Wow single quote question mark double quote that's a blackberry
symbol button par-tay
3. So I like the way the angry Monkey used the key to escape. Did you
catch that this meant the home was locked from the inside? I bet the
monkey had been yearning for freedom since his earlier mayhem.
4. Did you catch that the police killed the monkey, not to save the
woman's life but because they were cowering in their cruiser with
angrychimp bashing their car with other parts of the car? What a
scene. Yowzs
5. "Chimps have complex emotions". Not really. It can't be all that
difficult to imagine the murderous rage that this monkey must have
felt after 20 years in a strange cage with a misguided woman who
always barred her teeth at her thinking that meant love but really to
monkey it means threat.
6. Did they have to kill the monkey? Probably not. Zookeepers could
have tranq'ed the beast and then the monkey could have ... Hmm. This
angry old monkey had no happy outcomes.
7. There ought to be a law banning, wait for it, the state of
connecticut. Stupid people.
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