Saturday, February 07, 2009

What would Lincoln do?

After seeing Lincoln on the cover of TIME and the ABA Journal magazine
for speculation about what he would do in these hard times, I have
some other questions:

Would Lincoln have liked "Wii Fitness"
Would Lincoln have driven a Lincoln? Answer: Only if it was a
diesel-hybrid gassed with recycled organic biofuel.
Who would Lincoln pick to be the cyberterrorism czar?
Which Brady kid was Lincoln? Answer: the correct answer is always "Jan"
What would Lincoln do at Sundance? Answer: Sundance is SO over.
Which ice hockey position would Lincoln play? Answer: D
What's #1 on Lincolns iPod? Answer: the Abester is still hooked on the
new Lucinda Williams.
If the greatest president were trapped on a desert island, which
canned soup would he want? Answer: Chunky Sirloin Burger

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