First off, if you haven't already sent Louren a "Happy Birthday" email, consider this your reminder.
Next, I got the comment that my blog is derivative of ad report card from Slate. Ok... whatever. However, I do like that column and think that if Seth Stevenson wasn't already a journalist, he might be considered as clever as I. Check out the latest about: The Creatures From the Sandwich Shop - Behind the singing rodents in the Quiznos ad.
Finally:
Science!
Post script:
And now I will self-parody the cliche "catchy phrase" sign-off that I seem to like to put into my posts, and the method that I use to find the hyperlink:
Jazz Hands!