Saturday, October 02, 2004

It's Calista Flockhart's fault

Everything that is wrong with the entertainment industry today is Calista Flockhart's fault. Television shows that suck, the downfall of Harrison Ford's career (and thus the downfall of the entire film industry), and the current sucky state of pop music as a whole. I even blame her for Seussical. I am not sure why, but I just know it is her fault as well. With that, and the final removal of CATS (no longer now and forever at the Winter Garden Theater - thanks to Calista), Broadway is even feeling the effects of Ms. Flockhart. Heck, wasn't she responsible for all the trouble Xena faced?
"Too late or still too soon too soon to make lots of bad love and there's no time for sorrow. Run around, run around with a hole in your head 'til tomorrow."
-----They Might Be Giants