Wednesday, October 20, 2004

The Scotsman - International - Household chores set to end at last with rise of the robot

Posted by Old Father William at 9:57 PM
The UN thinks its 1955

Beep beep beep beep this newsreel brought to you in cinescope... in the future flying jet cars will smell like flowers as they speed through the air... Rosie the robot isn't affordable... yes she is, just pay with credit card... and even the traffic court judge has to stop for a commercial.

Jane, stop this crazy thing.
"Too late or still too soon too soon to make lots of bad love and there's no time for sorrow. Run around, run around with a hole in your head 'til tomorrow."
-----They Might Be Giants