My shame

With perverse anticipation, I clicked on the link, eager to see the latest "disappointing 'breakthrough hardware' from Microsoft". To my deep embarassment, I discovered that the disappointment was none other than my own writing! Then, the growing horror of self-awareness as I realized not just that The Hollerer was not delighting the consumer - I'd long known that - but that I had been an unwitting tool of The Man. Dave knew enough to escape; now that I knew, could I?

And then the slouching. Guess I need to do more yoga.