In Soviet times, apparatchik used to give each other guady pieces of
plastic sculpture as symbols of elite status within their doofus
circles.
Inspired (perhaps not the right word) by this and the staples "easy" button
ad campaign, Hillary Clinton presents her Russian counterpart a big.
button that proudly says "overpriced"
Oh... I meant it to say "reset"
Later, Clinton met her Chinese counterpart and said in broken
Mandarin, "I desire your father for his intentions during 'the rape of
Nanking'"
Oh... I meant to say "the boxer rebellion"
When Clinton gets back to Washington, Obama will have a big embossed
certificate that says "You are totally declasse"
Clinton will say, "Oh Barrack, the word you meant was..."
"Fired? No, Hillary, its the right word. "
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