I hate it when people criticize movies that they haven't seen

but I am doing it anyway. What's up with movies like Fat Albert?

I don't want to see Fat Albert in our world or a contemporary setting, and yet for some stupid reason someone in Hollywood said "The best premise for a movie is to have the Fat Albert gang jump out of the TV screen onto our time ha ha ha" I bet there is a really terrible musical number that matches up oh... let's say: Nelly and Clay Aiken.

This is why I say, "LA is a bad place where bad people go to have bad things happen to them"

New rule: No one is allowed to remake old television shows into movies unless they have seen every episode or are one of the original writers, and have respect for the fans of the show. And then the movie can only be in the same universe as the original show.

Violators have to come over to my house and watch CSpan until I say they can go.

Originally this rant went like this: "why don't they just make a movie out of The Foot Book, it could be set in modern day and the Dr. Seuss characters can make all podiatrists go on strike until an alien fungus (played by Martin Short) threatens to take over the world its up to the Dr. Seuss kids to save the day, special musical appearance by Clay Aiken's brother... Cement Aiken."